CIDER LABEL TRANSLATOR

WHAT DOES IT SAY?	WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
DRY	MEDIUM
MEDIUM	SWEET
SWEET	EVEN SWEETER
AWARD WINNING	ANYONE NOT GOT ONE?
SIGNATURE ON THE LABEL	NOTHING
PREMIUM	NOTHING
TRADITIONAL	NOTHING
HERITAGE	NOTHING
NATURAL	NOTHING
SPECIAL	NOTHING
VINTAGE	NOTHING
SMALL BATCH	NOTHING
HANDMADE	NOTHING
AUTHENTIC	NOTHING
ORIGINAL	NOTHING
REAL	NOTHING
PUKKA	NOTHING
PROPER	NOTHING
CRAFT	NOTHING
INNOVATIVE	ALCOPOP
CREATIVE	ALCOPOP
EXCITING	ALCOPOP
EXPERIMENTAL	ALCOPOP
NEW	ALCOPOP
COLLABORATION	ALCOPOP
UNIQUE	ALCOPOP
INSPIRED	ALCOPOP
FUSION	ALCOPOP
LIMITED EDITION	ALCOPOP
WITH A TWIST	ALCOPOP
CO-FERMENT	ALCOPOP
HOPPED	ALCOHOP
REFRESHING	WATERED DOWN
IMPORTED	PROBABLY CONCENTRATE
SERVE CHILLED	DISGUISE TASTE A BIT
SERVE OVER ICE	DISGUISE TASTE A LOT
ARTISAN	OVERPRICED
FINE	OVERPRICED
RETHINK	PAY MORE